vendredi 27 février 2009

I wish to find my destiny

De : evug@blissfulweddings.com.au
Objet : I wish to find my destiny!
Date : 25 février 2009 16:59:58 HNEC


Hello.
Please, do not be surprise - this letter is not a spam one [ben voyons ! Rien que le nom de l'expéditeur est suspect].
You will probably be amazed of the fact that I am writing you an e-mail [non, pas vraiment, j'en reçois tellement que j'en fais un blog]. Yesterday I myself was amazed too, when saw your letter in my e-mail box. The letter was about love and sensations among people. The motto of the letter was like this «search for love and you’ll become happy». I liked this letter very much. There was a list of e-mails where I found yours. I decided to write you. Maybe you are seeking love too? [Oui, mais STP, ne dit rien à ma copine]. Maybe it’s our destiny?
I do not know actually who was the person that had sent me that e-mail and how did he get my e-mail address.
I think it is not important. The most amazing thing is that I can write you. I would like to know more about you. Providing that it is me who is the first to write, I want to say some words of my personality.
My name is Anastasiya. I am 30 years old. I have never been married and have no children.
I am cute, calm, kind and sociable. [Tout pareil].
I think it is interesting to talk with you and discover new features of yours… Discover you as a person. I am a serious woman and I am looking for serious relations. For me it means no deception, no double jokes. I am looking for a real person who will manage to love and respect me. I hope you are searching for your love, too.
I do not think that in love-relations age and appearance have any importance. The chief factor for me is ability to love and respect seriously!
I have lots of hobbies and interests in life. Among them you will find sport, cooking, books reading and definitely music. I am going crazy about housekeeping and house holding. I like tiding up and general cleaning. [Ça tombe bien, la poussière s'accumule chez moi] I am keen on experimenting in my kitchen [oh oui, moi aussi, j'ai très envie d'expérimenter avec toi. Je préfère la chambre ou le salon, mais si tu aimes ça dans la cuisine, pourquoi pas]. I love changes.
I am fond of animals and prefer to lead a healthy lifestyle, thus, I do not smoke or use alcohol.
Hey, my new pen-friend. What can you tell me about yourself? I want to learn more about you.
In my future letter I will describe my character and my personality more precisely.
Definitely, I will send you some of my photographs. It will help you to understand who I am and where I live. My photos will reveal all parts of my life – my happiness, my pensiveness and sometimes melancholy.


Please reply only to my personal e-mail: PrettyAnastasiya1978@gmail.com


I am looking forward to your reply. I am really interested in knowing you better.
Remember of me.
Your new friend,
Anastasiya.

lundi 16 février 2009

I want love!

De : tehila4@bezeqint.net
Objet : *** PROBABLY SPAM *** I want love!
Date : 16 février 2009 17:10:36 HNEC


Good afternoon!
My name is Elmara. I am alone woman. I am 30 years. I live in Russia. [Moi aussi j'ai séché les cours d'anglais au collège].
I search for the serious man for love and a family. I wish to find clever skilled man [c'est tout moi] who can present to me love. My life is boring and senseless now. And I hope, that you can fill my life with love.
I search the husband a long time. But all russian men, whom I met, men are thoughtless and false who want only sex from me [ben tu sais, vu ton physique, avec les français ce sera pareil]. But I am not a toy and I do not wish to play. I want serious relations and family. I got tired to be alone.
I send you my photo. And if you search for serious relations, as I, if you like my photo, I will wait your letter.

Please reply only to my personal e-mail: darlingblondwoman@gmail.com

Yours faithfully, Elmara.

jeudi 5 février 2009

I would like to begin our acquaintance

De : fnfacyhn@boi.com.sg
Objet : *** SPAM ALERT *** I would like to begin our acquaintance
Date : 5 février 2009 22:03:27 HNEC


Hello! How are you? Likely, you will be now surprised [à vrai dire, non]. I have received
the love Internet dispatch. In that letter was spoken about love
relations between people. In the list e-mail addressees, I have
seen your e-mail [en effet, mon e-mail semble apparaître dans les listes de tous les spammeurs de cette planète]. I consider, that the given chance for me unique,
therefore I have decided to write to you. I wish to find the true
love!

I would like to begin our acquaintance, with the small story about me.
My name is Arevik. To me 27 years. I was born in not the big city
which is called Ararat. I the quiet, young, purposeful girl. I conduct
a healthy way of life. I do not smoke and I do not take alcohol.
I have work which very strongly I love. But I do not have not enough
love. I am assured, that on our planet, there is a person who can
present to me happiness and love!

I search for the real man who will love, and to respect me. I consider,
that this main thing in relations. I would like to find out you in
more details. I wish to get acquainted with you more close, by means
of e-mail. It will be for us easier variant.


Please reply on my personal e-mail: areviklov@gmail.com


You can write to me. I with pleasure will answer
you. And certainly, I will send you my photos. I with impatience will
wait your letter to me, with more detailed story about you. I am
assured, that we become good friends. Your faithfully friend from
Armenia [ça c'est original, cocotte, tu es la première arménienne qui m'écrit. Je voyais les arménienne plus brunes, mais peut-être est-ce un stéréotype], Arevik!