dimanche 26 avril 2009

I have serious sights at this world

De : hrgsaso@bonavistaenergy.com
Objet : *** SPAM ALERT *** I have serious sights at this world
Date : 26 avril 2009 12:41:46 HAEC



Aujourd'hui, je vous propose le courriel de Lyudmila, qui en plus de ses talents de contorsionniste — qui lui permettent de s'aggripper à la rampe de l'escalier des deux mains — est une femme du monde, une vraie, de celles qui croquent la vie à pleines dents, quitte à dévorer de l'occidental tout cru.


Hello my the surprised friend!

My name Lyudmila and I wish to take away from you at all a lot of time and to penetrate in my letter! On verra plus tard pour les pénétrations. My trade the doctor the dentist. I had an ingenious idea to try to find love not in that place where I live namely not in Russia! Ah ouais ! super original comme idée ! In me there were such emotions since recent time! I would like to tell to you about it my friend. On my work in the Stomotologichesky Polyclinic I had a chance that I will go on an exchange for practice to other city for me it it was good and not much not on myself because to go to other city on practice! I do not have there friends or even I am simple girlfriends with which I can to spend time and speak cheerfully about problems in mine to a new life.

But all has exchanged and on an exchange there has gone my colleague which only not for a long time has come to us for work after the termination of Medical university. But the desire to find the acquaintance from other country at me remains on former. I thought of a step as acquaintance to the person from other country much. Once after work I have gone on foot because weather was fine and saw as enamoured steams follow a hand and exchange gentle kisses. I do not have not enough tenderness and the favourite person in the lives and
it to me became very clear after this walk. I like to walk sometimes one alone with myself and to think about the lives. I could not find the happiness in my city and till now is lonely. For myself I have resolved to search for the love in other country. Especially I heard much about that that people from other countries are more romantic and are careful concerning relations with women, so to say they have a spark in eyes! I am ready completely to this step and have bought
yours e-mail in International Dating Agency. To me have told that you my friend very good lonely person with kind and open heart. I wish to tell about myself directly that to me 32 years and my growth 168 see I live to Russia, city Kanash. I wish to be happy life in the and I have
serious sights at this world. At me the big age and is a lot of experience behind shoulders. I am confident that we can to find with you the general a theme of conversation and to learn each other more.
I hope to see yours the letter my friend about your life. As I to place my foto with the letter and some resume in a file. I very much would like to see yours the letter and to have with you acquaintance.
I would like to see that we became good friends and not only.

If you are serious and interested please reply ONLY to my personal e-mail: lyudmilaneedlove@gmail.com

My letter to you was sent by manager International Dating Agency
therefore write on my personals e-mail: lyudmilaneedlove@gmail.com

Yours new friend Lyudmila.

Et en plus, Lyudmila a eu la bonne idée de joindre son C.V. :


City: Russian Federations
Country: Kanash

Age: 32
Race / Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
Height: 1.68 m
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Blue
• I like to play the following sports:
Basketball, Football, Volleyball, Other.
• I like to exercise:
Weekly.
• My exercise regime consists of:
Aerobics, Swimming, Yoga, Other.
• I like the following outdoor activities:
Gardening, Going to the beach, Walks on wood, Skating.
• I consider myself artistic, and I like:
Acting, Dancing, Sculpting, Singing, Writing .
• I like to watch these sporting events:
Synchronous swimming, Billiards, Soccer, Tennis.
• I have the following pets:
Cat.


My education and career

• I attended high school.
• Medical university.
• My current occupation is: Work in The dentist.



Si vous connaissez quelqu'un à la recherche d'un stomatologue, soyez sympas, faites suivre, pour que Lyudmila réalise son rêve, et que toutes les russes sachent qu'en France, on aime accueillir les immigrées. Du mois, quand elles sont canons.


mardi 21 avril 2009

Bonsoir

De : fyqnwd@braden-threadgold.com
Objet : Bonsoir
Date : 21 avril 2009 21:35:48 HAEC
Répondre à : fyqnwd@braden-threadgold.com

Pour une fois, voici un message un peu original. Non, mais c'est vrai que c'était plus très marrant de les commenter, tellement c'est toujours le même message, tellement il n'y a que la photo qui change. La première surprise, c'est qu'il n'y a pas une, mais deux photos:



Ensuite, le reste est en français. Enfin, les mots sont français, parce que la grammaire emprunte au russe, au javanais, au petit-nègre et à Google Traduction. Elle doit aussi être familière de PowerPoint, ne s'exprimant que point par point.

Bonsoir, mon nom Aleksander. C'est pas un nom de mec, ça ?
Je suis une femme seule dans la peau blanche, je suis 29 ans. Seule dans sa peau blanche: bon signe, pas de dédoublement de la personnalité.
Je cherche un homme pour relation serieuse.
Je tiens a repondre, culturelles et bien. (?)
Je tiens a vous familiariser avec un homme a la peau blanche. Oh, tu sais, des hommes à la peau blanche, j'en connais déjà plein.
J'ai bien recu votre e-mail de l'agence de rencontres, ils ont trouve sur l'Internet
ou d'une autre agence. Ouais, il faut que je me désinscrive de cette maudite agence, ils m'envoient que des russes qui écrivent point par point.
Je suis interesse a vous, je desire vous rencontrer.
Je suis gai et sociable personne. Rassure-moi, t'es pas un trav' au moins ?
Parmi mes amis, pas de l'homme, a qui je confie mon coeur et dans l'amour avec lui.
Je suis donc allee a l'internet. vous me interesses.
A propos de son caractere, je peux dire: Je suis un romantique, je n'aime pas la violence,
J'aime les petits enfants, mais leurs enfants, je n'ai pas. Donc tu n'as pas kidnappé de gosse ?
Je ne suis pas quand a ete non pas pour son mari. (?)
Je suis une fille avec une ame romantique. Tiens, enfin une phrase comprehensible.


Mon adresse est: Aleksandra Tueva, e-mail: gus-regina@rambler.ru

Et là, c'est marrant, car il y a un message dans le message :

Je vais attendre pour votre lettre. S'il vous plait repondez-moi.
Si vous ecrivez moi, je vais vous ecrire une histoire sur eux-memes et a envoyer leurs photos. Eux qui ?
Je vous demande egalement de me faire parvenir vos photos! Celles où je suis nu ou habillé ?
S'il vous plait ecrire sur le pays et la ville ou vous habitez.
Je suis une femme seule, je l'espere, de rencontrer un homme avec qui je peux etre heureux.
Je reve d'un homme qui m'aime avec qui je peux creer une famille heureuse.
Je suis tres interesse a votre personnalite.

Je me rejouis de votre lettre dans ma boite aux lettres: Aleksandra Tueva, e-mail: gus-regina@rambler.ru

Je vous souhaite bonne journee.
Aleksandra.

mercredi 15 avril 2009

You like me

De : keorxsyxr@bloodyhands.com
Objet : *** PROBABLY SPAM *** You like me
Date : 15 avril 2009 22:05:15 HAEC


Greetings!!! My name Mariya. To me 29 years. I wish to find the man for serious and long attitudes. I hope, that you the serious person. I shall be very glad to continue with you dialogue. I think, that you the good and careful person. I to you shall leave, the electronic address and I shall wait from you for the letter. If you will write me the message on my electronic address I shall write to you more about myself and I shall send the photos. I do not love at once about myself all to write and reveal, I the girl a riddle. I wish to find love. And I think, that we with you shall continue correspondence.

Please reply only to my personal e-mail: redis745@gmail.com

I wait for the letter.

vendredi 10 avril 2009

My prince???

De : teeq@mundo-r.com
Objet : *** PROBABLY SPAM *** My prince???
Date : 10 avril 2009 10:06:53 HAEC


Hi Man!:) My name Anna. Possible you are don't search the soulmate for a life, but I want to test destiny:)
I couldn't find the man on sites of acquaintances, all of them resemble the boys playing on feelings of girls,
in particular my feelings. For them all this flirt, game in love but for me is serious searches, searches of the partner forever.
To put it briefly, if you are serious, if you want to create family, if you like my appearance (my private world much more beautifully,

Please reply only to my personal e-mail: Annasaratov@gmail.com

I can assure you:), you can answer on my e-mail with your photos and some description about what you want from life.

mardi 7 avril 2009

I very much would like to have our first acquaintance

De : ipumnvocqgg@bossybootsrecords.com
Objet : *** PROBABLY SPAM *** I very much would like to have our first acquaintance
Date : 7 avril 2009 17:50:36 HAEC



Hello My Friend! I hope you can this message without effort - and I will hope very much that I have executed all truly and you can read my message which I direct to you for the purpose of our personal acquaintance, My name is Katya i'am 28 years old and now I very much would like to get acquainted with the Worthy and decent man for creation of a good fellowship, your personal email I have received by means from one of marriage agensy of my city and now I can hope only that it will be interesting to you and i hope that we can continue our dialogue and in this case I with impatience will look forward to hearing from you...

Please reply only to my personal e-mail: katyalopata@yahoo.com

Yours faithfully - your New Friend... Katya.

lundi 6 avril 2009

Hey

De : khysvqtxifx@botennet.com
Objet : *** PROBABLY SPAM *** Hey
Date : 6 avril 2009 22:51:57 HAEC
Répondre à : khysvqtxifx@botennet.com




I've put on an ad before but didn't meet anyone who I clicked with so trying again!

I am ambitious, caring, loyal, honest, affectionate and to the point! I love films so cinema, cosy nights in, theatre, shopping, seeing family and friends, the usual girlie things, day trips, weekends away etc etc. I go to the gym a few times a week so need someone to keep me motivated not drag me back onto the sofa! lol.

I am looking for someone who is also ambitious, affectionate, attentive, honest, likes to have a laugh, someone who's not a huge drinker, just socially because I don't drink. I'd like to find someone to build something long term with, not a fling/casual.


Please reply ony to my personal e-mail: novoemesto@gmail.com


I have attached my picture so if you would like me to reply please send yours.

jeudi 2 avril 2009

I am search true love!

De : xtmegpp@borealpb.com
Objet : *** PROBABLY SPAM *** I am search true love!
Date : 2 avril 2009 20:27:26 HAEC



Hello.
Please, do not be surprise - this letter is not a spam one.
You will probably be amazed of the fact that I am writing you an e-mail. Yesterday I myself was amazed too, when saw your letter in my e-mail box. The letter was about love and sensations among people. The motto of the letter was like this «search for love and you’ll become happy». I liked this letter very much. There was a list of e-mails where I found yours. I decided to write you. Maybe you are seeking love too? Maybe it’s our destiny?
I do not know actually who was the person that had sent me that e-mail and how did he get my e-mail address.
I think it is not important. The most amazing thing is that I can write you. I would like to know more about you. Providing that it is me who is the first to write, I want to say some words of my personality.
My name is Irina. I am 30 years old. I have never been married and have no children.
I am cute, calm, kind and sociable.
I think it is interesting to talk with you and discover new features of yours… Discover you as a person. I am a serious woman and I am looking for serious relations. For me it means no deception, no double jokes. I am looking for a real person who will manage to love and respect me. I hope you are searching for your love, too.
I do not think that in love-relations age and appearance have any importance. The chief factor for me is ability to love and respect seriously!
I have lots of hobbies and interests in life. Among them you will find sport, cooking, books reading and definitely music. I am going crazy about housekeeping and house holding. I like tiding up and general cleaning. I am keen on experimenting in my kitchen. I love changes.
I am fond of animals and prefer to lead a healthy lifestyle, thus, I do not smoke or use alcohol.
Hey, my new pen-friend. What can you tell me about yourself? I want to learn more about you.
In my future letter I will describe my character and my personality more precisely.
Definitely, I will send you some of my photographs. It will help you to understand who I am and where I live. My photos will reveal all parts of my life – my happiness, my pensiveness and sometimes melancholy.

Please reply only to my personal e-mail: irkaprincess1131@gmail.com

I am looking forward to your reply. I am really interested in knowing you better.


Remember of me.
Your new friend,
Irina.